i like sleep, at least i get laid in my dreams.
I’m forever that weird kid in the room with 8 types of people arguing about whose music sucks, saying “But I like all of it.”
I just want rough kinky sex and to spend the rest of the day playing Nintendo in our underwear.
So Rehanon is talking to me and Tumblr comes up, and she says “Yeah what the fuck is Tumblr? I went on and I was like wow, this guy is a pretty good photographer!…but…really inconsistent…Oh wait, these aren’t his photos.”
Maybe you had to be there, but I laughed so hard.
Sometimes I wonder why my brother thinks it’s cool to dress like he’s constantly ready to play basketball.
But then I bet he wonders why I think it’s cool to look like I was a very unlucky fish in a past life.
